I AM DIETING!!
Hello everybody, it is nice to be back blogging again after all this time!
I have been "mad crazy busy" as Americans say. Me and my lesbiene partner Cheryl have bought our own home out here in our secret location in America. I have had to take on a second job to help to pay the mordgage which has taken up a lot of time. I am working as a short order cheffe at an American diner, which is very stressfull and hectic. Still, all the extra money is a great help, especially as it is Christmas!!!
The only problem is that I have been sneakily tucking into a lot of fried food that is left over from the meals, and as a concequence I have put on a lot of weight. Even Cheryl was saying that I had "love handle's" so I have decided to do something about it!
Even though so many American's are fat, I do not want to end up being so enormous that I get stuck in the doors of buses and cars, as many Americans do. So I have been eating healthy salads and "smootheys" and to spurr me on I have stuck a picture of the avatarr from THE GIRL WITH THE ONE TRACK MIND on my fridge door - the one where she is wearing a rubber dress and readlng the Shaggy Bog Stories book. Hopefully, I will loose so much weight that I will have a picture of me wearing a rubber dress, reading the Paul Potts Autobiography "This Is Me - The Real Paul Potts" in a few months time, and I will post the picture on here!! Fingers crossed that it all goes well!